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1. Yo mama so fat, when she booked an overseas flight, all the airplanes went on strike

2. have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle?

It has an X-O-skeleton.

3. Have you heard about the German adaptation of a popular video game?

They’re calling it Meincraft!

4. What do you call a Pikachu that plays the accordion?

A Polkamon!

5. What did Aladdin do after he broke Princess Jasmine's globe?

He bought her a Whole New World.

6. What mouthwash brand causes severe burns when it touches your skin?

Blisterine

7. Do you know what type of math birds like best?

Owlgebra!

8. Do you know which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

Geometry!

9. There was once a talking sheepdog. He ran up to the farmer and said “All 70 sheep are in the pen.”

The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!” The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”

10. What’s the best way to get a math tutor?

An add!

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